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Hey, welcome to my corner of the internet.
My name is Oliver. Unique nicknames are "elegmit" and "oli.obk". Often I use "ker", too.
I'm a computer-science student currently studying at KIT (Karlsruher Institue of Technology).
I mainly program in C++, but use ruby or php for some stuff. At work/uni I use Matlab.

Check out the links page for some projects I work(ed) on or just am interested in.

Samstag morgen

Sie liebten einander
die Flaschen war'n leer
doch waren sie beide
so blau wie das Meer.

Sie liebten einander
die Nacht war so toll,
doch waren sie beide
so unglaublich voll.

Sie hassten einander
und nüchterten aus.
Er stank so erbärmlich
und sie ging nach Haus.

-- Jordan Toms
Die Konvergenz fakultiert gegen das Quadrat im Sinus
Die Menge an Wissen in BWL ist antiproportional zu den Mathematischen Faehigkeiten - Bewiesen durch Selbstversuch
Egal wie dumm man sich verhält, es findet sich immer schnell jemand von dem man überboten wird.
stature of liberty

Zitate

Guenther: Autofahren ist für Leute, bei denen es kein Verlust ist, wenn ihr Gehirn stundenlang mit unproduktivem Zeugs beschäftigt ist.
Julius: Ist das normal, dass das Motherboard vom Server raucht?
... 30 mins vergehen ...
Maxi: Hee Julius, mach endlich den teamspeak server wieder an
< ker> omg... ich verlern deutsch
<%Clonkonaut> thust Du daß
Es ging um Schwedische Verkehrsschilder und deren Text...
Lena: Das hat immer was von Knäckebrot.
ker wrote:
About the wheeled vehicles. Are they simulated like the hovercrafts and spaceships? (wheels and body behave however the physics engine tells them to, might be hard to control by untrained individuals)
Ronin:
Yeah, the wheels are simulated by the physics engine. So gravity, friction coefficients, damping and all that stuff is taken into account within the simulation. Though it is easier to control than the hoovercraft or the spacecraft, mainly because a car simply IS easier to control than a hoovercraft or spacecraft... :D
Rebecca
age of any male - 10 years = emotional maturity level of said guy
or, as one of my friends from work said
"subtract 10 for each testicle"
Stephan: oh man mein terminkalender wird voll mit urlaub
[swe]xerox: I just don't feel really comfortable to do it with her in public yet XD
Olga: yeah but unstable guys are the guys that are most territorial and will cause conflict just because they dont want to give up something that they cant hold on to
Suvi: you have gone offline!?!?!!?
Suvi: two minutes?!?! how this could happen
<Phenome> und jemand der keine pornos gesehen hat....ist mir sowieso suspekt.....
Julius:
alice im wunderland is total komisch
Julius:
vor alemmem wemm man dodal dichty is
Julius:
ich hab bvll kein plan mer von dem film
<oli> bei der sparkasse gibt es gedenkmuenzen (die silber-10 euro muenzen) mit konrad zuse drauf! ich glaub da muss ich heut mittag noch unbedingt hin
<Stephan> :D ui
<Stephan> was denkst wie viele menschen wissen, wer konrad zuse war ;)
<oli> ^^ mir doch egal, ich weiss es
<Stephan> :D
## copypaste aus nem anderen chatfenster
<oli> <oli> es gibt 10 euro silber-muenzen /gedenkmuenzen mit konrad zuse drauf!!!11einself
<oli> <Britta> doll, es gibt auch 20 euro GOLDgedenkmuenzen mit baeumen drauf.... und wer zum teufel is konrad zuse??11einself :P
<oli> xD
<Stephan> haha na siehste ;)
<oli> ich musste es einfach testen :D
oli: mit ftp-zugriff wuerds trotzdem gehn ;) und den habt ihr vermutlich
Nico: gut aber was wir leider nur begrenzt haben ist ahnung...:-[

Filmzitate

Scotty: Except - the thing is - even if I believed you; where you're from, what I've done; which I don't by the way; you're still talking about beaming aboard the Enterprise while she's travelling faster than light without a proper receiving pad.
[Get off there!].
The notion of trans-warp-beaming is like trying to hit a bullet with an even smaller bullet whilst wearing a blindfold and riding a horse.
What's that?
Spock: Your equation for transwarp beaming.

Webzitate

Im Gegensatz zu Wasserstoff ist Ethanol ungiftig, flüssig, umweltfreundlichauch aus nachwachsenden Rohstoffen biotechnologisch herzustellen und sicher anzuwenden
Richtig... Ethanol ist ungiftig... (Click mich)
TorrentFreak:
Even more so, the money generated by (legal and illegal) use of BitTorrent and other file-sharing networks is greater than the combined revenue of the various entertainment industry bodies who try to stop piracy. One could argue that without piracy the whole economy would collapse.
Pojut (Living With A Nerd):
Try reading the wikipedia page on it, and read the summary. If you enjoy what you see and want to know the details, then go ahead and read it. If the summary itself is good enough, you can put it back on the shelf without feeling guilty because at least you will know what's in there.

Buchzitate

"You may find, Sister Verna, that holding the leach to this collar is worse than wearing it." He grittet his teeth. "Much worse." - Stone of Tears Page 262

Kahlan did her best to try to ignore the way her low-cut blue wedding dress displayed her breasts. It was hard, with the way people kept coming up to her and telling her that she had fine breasts. - Temple of the Winds, Page 813

Richard wanted to know what they were saying all the time. She thought it best to lie; she told him that they were saying that her dress was beautiful. [...] Richard mimicked the Mud People's words, not realizing that he was saying how fine he thought here breasts looked; he thought he was telling her how beautiful her dress looked. - Temple of the Winds, Page 813/814